Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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