ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Randomize
