She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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