ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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