just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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