Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Come see our sink grown plant.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
where are you?
Hypothermia
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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