dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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