Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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