I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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