Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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