Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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