Plan B is the new Plan A
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She told me I should be a condom model.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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