she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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