yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
