Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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