You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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