windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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