All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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