And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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