i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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