i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
COCAINE IS GR8
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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