We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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