Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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