his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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