Duck Duck Cougar?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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