wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Boobs are out for the taking
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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