And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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