Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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