I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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