stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I am one with the molecules
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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