Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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