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I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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