Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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