We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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