Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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