the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Will exercising make me less horny?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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