did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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