Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
