Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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