just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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