he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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