I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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