I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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