It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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