so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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