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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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