It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
