What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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