I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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