your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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