He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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