I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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