Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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